Furbies are Scary as Fuck. Here’s why.
March 27, 2021 4:06 pm Leave your thoughtsThere are things in this world that tap into one’s innate fears. Beans in places that beans shouldn’t be, the... View Article
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‘Chunky’ soup is the least appealing thing ever.
March 14, 2021 6:30 pm Leave your thoughtsThere are things in this world that are just not desirable: pineapple on pizza, the hideous, grotesque display of Lovecraftian... View Article
Why no one named Aiden has ever been a cool person.
February 24, 2021 6:18 pm Leave your thoughts“You can’t judge a book by its cover,” said someone in the past. This may have been true once, but... View Article
Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal is scarily relevant today. (Warning: Spoilers!)
July 23, 2020 6:00 pm Leave your thoughtsGenndy Tartakovsky’s TV show Primal is an animated series currently airing on Adult Swim. The series follows a caveman, Spear,... View Article
If you feel like you could use some bathroom ambience, you’re not alone: Bathrooms Need Ambience
January 20, 2020 2:51 pm Leave your thoughtsI’m going to be real honest here: I hate public bathrooms. There’s nothing like needing to drop one and waiting... View Article
(And why they are God’s greatest gifts to us): Letter to Editor: The Blissful Existence of Zebra cakes
December 2, 2019 4:24 pm Leave your thoughtsI tell you what, I tell you what: zebra cakes are the greatest things to happen. At one time, I... View Article
Remember those clowns? WTF was that?!
November 5, 2019 5:30 pm Leave your thoughtsI remember back in high school when the killer clown craze was occurring in ‘16. The year before, several of... View Article